But THIS time I’m staying put in my little inner tube. If you were passing by on a huge ocean-liner during this squall, you would probably point and say: Bloody madness! Sure. But what other choice do I have really?
Photo courtesy of The Onion
Care for a long story? Sure. That’s why you come here.
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I just wrote for the past HOUR in this F’ing blog and it logged me out WHILE flipping me the bird as it erased all my words in a literal blink of an eye.
Now if you will excuse me, I have a seriously insane tantrum to throw.
While I do that, and try to collect myself to repost something remotely resembling the first one, please take a look at the car I would like to own someday. Plastic container and all.
Photo compliments of amcpacer.com
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So on my internet travels this evening, I found this little gem that I totally forgot about. My band, Sweet Jelly, did a radio interview back in 2006 and I dug it up for your listening pleasure this evening. Or morning if this is that time for you.
Sweet Jelly Radio Interview March 2006
Official Radio Site
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
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OK, please take a look at a bad idea for geese outfits.
Why in the h*ll would a goose dress up as a turkey?
Especially in the fall.
Bad plan.
Might try that disguise in December when Bob Cratchet makes his rounds for his big family gathering Scrooge eventually shows up for. Stealthily hide in the butcher shop wearing those turkey duds, and you might miss them picking YOU for the Christmas dinner.
And Scarecrow Goose, you aren’t scaring anyone. Or anything wearing THAT get up.
Have fun in Oz and tell the tin man and lion I say hi!
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So I was flipping through one of those Miles Kimball catalogs that comes in the mail (and believe me there is a lot of material in there for slow Carol Kroll news days. READ: frequently) and came across this.
Let’s not even get into the fact that there are poor children on the planet needing clothing. Let’s just accept that plastic geese need clothing. And let’s discuss these outfits because I am really needing some clarification.
January sports a fine English caroler probably complete with figgy pudding and a mug of wassail.
February is a hospital gown (psych ward) for the doldrums of winter? No wait, a Cupid’s outfit. Of course.
March. Can anyone help me out with March? Like seriously….
April is of course an Easter goose bunny with Easter goose bunny cape. I love Easter goose bunny capes.
May is a rain slicker because geese hate water.
June is all about diplomas and learning all of life’s secrets and letdowns. His plastic goose parents will be proud.
Scoot on over to July and you have a mystery. The blue hat watermelon cape club? Also not sure why July is the show piece.
August is terrifying just plain and simple. If you can defend the drooping breasts of a plastic goose, I don’t care to meet you.
September anyone? The best I have is a Sherwood Forest ensemble and didn’t realize that was a special September holiday.
October starts coming back to us. But just note that the purple Merlin outfit might not find you the candy booty you are looking for say, had you gone as a pumpkin or witch.
November and December all bring us back to normal if you find dressing a plastic goose “normal” that is.
And for $50 this could all be yours. Or you could buy a tank of gas.
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