Duck, Duck, Goose!
So I was flipping through one of those Miles Kimball catalogs that comes in the mail (and believe me there is a lot of material in there for slow Carol Kroll news days. READ: frequently) and came across this.
Let’s not even get into the fact that there are poor children on the planet needing clothing. Let’s just accept that plastic geese need clothing. And let’s discuss these outfits because I am really needing some clarification.
January sports a fine English caroler probably complete with figgy pudding and a mug of wassail.
February is a hospital gown (psych ward) for the doldrums of winter? No wait, a Cupid’s outfit. Of course.
March. Can anyone help me out with March? Like seriously….
April is of course an Easter goose bunny with Easter goose bunny cape. I love Easter goose bunny capes.
May is a rain slicker because geese hate water.
June is all about diplomas and learning all of life’s secrets and letdowns. His plastic goose parents will be proud.
Scoot on over to July and you have a mystery. The blue hat watermelon cape club? Also not sure why July is the show piece.
August is terrifying just plain and simple. If you can defend the drooping breasts of a plastic goose, I don’t care to meet you.
September anyone? The best I have is a Sherwood Forest ensemble and didn’t realize that was a special September holiday.
October starts coming back to us. But just note that the purple Merlin outfit might not find you the candy booty you are looking for say, had you gone as a pumpkin or witch.
November and December all bring us back to normal if you find dressing a plastic goose “normal” that is.
And for $50 this could all be yours. Or you could buy a tank of gas.
Comments
"May is a rain slicker because geese hate water.” Utter genius. I’m really glad they have this one. I mean have you heard of the horror that occurs when geese meet water?
I say March is an apron, she is a semi nudist with cabin fever and dabbles in baking cookies.
September, umm going back to school? Isn’t that what we all wore to school?
oh dear that is hilarious!!!! yes what would the vast number of starving people have to say about this little fellow. what a shame to think people spend their money on this.
I think July is suppose to some sort of patriot. I dont think that outfit would have been allowed at the signing of the Declaration of Independence though.
Talk about hilarious!
You BOTH made some hilarious observations. And made my day. HA!
Naked Cookie Lady.
And Watermelon Seed Patriot.
LOVE
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Commenting is not available in this section entry.I’m pretty sure there is a house on Rosa Rd in Madison where you can see these outfits live. Could be a great field trip day when bored.