Stop the presses!
And add a holy hell in there too.
A late night stroll through my local Walgreens produced this!
Hello? Hello? Fricking, hello?
Of course I bought some. And it tastes and looks yummy to boot!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……
Perhaps. Just perhaps…..
…they need the lead singer of SWEET JELLY THE BAND to endorse it.
In London.
With a commercial like the opening of Austin Powers.
As this product is made in England.
We make our product in Oak Creek, Wisconsin.
Similar, only we make our English passengers drive while we rest on the other side of the car.
Oh what a cruel trick to play on me so late in the evening.
Seriously, I feel like this is the universe’s way of saying “Ha. Ha. F you Carol Kroll”
(BTW: this is how the road to the quiet hospital gets paved. Yep, I’m pretty sure this is how it starts. With an imaginary conspiracy theory about lip gloss and a rock band nobody has ever heard of….)
Comments
Or maybe it means you should send them an email/letter explaining why you picked up their product and how much you love it. Maybe they have an affiliate in the states.
Or maybe it means you and Mike should visit London and pay homage to the great Austin Powers. Amen.
And maybe Mo should be our agent....
And choreograph our dance number for supposed video....
:D
- Mo said on Sep 10, 2008:
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Commenting is not available in this section entry.Why yes of course, that is if you like hyper dancing.